This video for Mind Control by Colne Valley Chaos stalwart Mr Twain (AKA Karl Karcass out of the GWF) was made by odd weirdo Derren Brown fans off the Internet. They didn't even ask or nuffink!
Tom of Mile High Henry fame thinks I should fancy this bint. I said "Tom, you are blind. Also, your penis is long and thin, like a straw or a pencil".
He couldn't say anything back because IT IS TRUE.
