The Best Of Madeira 2004

Do you ever get the feeling that this blog is moving ever so slightly away from its original mission, to highlight the musical offerings of dossbandland? Well, I do - but frankly, hardly anyone reads this blog so I don't give a floppy flying flip flap.

After admiring Fog's lovely holiday videos, I ventured in to my external hard drive to dig out this little piece of hobby material.
Its a cut down version of one of my holiday videos from 2004. I like this 8 minute 42 second version alot more than the original one I committed to DVD at 36 minutes 50 seconds.

Don't expect great laughs, its a family affair...

Rising High: Psychodelic path of discovery

Just wanted to send out big shouts of thanks to all the hottie nurses who recently demanded sexual favours in return for access to high quality medication(s) (I wish) the Lignocaine & Morphine were simply exquisite, and has truly been a great inspiration to my music – thank you! Student nurses rock!

Ostrich Tentacles: Digital joygasm & new beginnings...

Recently myself & various despicable Colne Valley reprobates hit an Ozric Tentacles gig in Manchester for Fogs birthday (where I proceeded to embarrass the hell out of everyone by skating through the streets & knocking into various smashed hippies in the Academy with my deck) - utterly delicious! I was totally inspired by the experience, and as a result I've found myself left with a strong desire to start making music again (after a lengthy 6/7 year break due to uni etc)! In this way I've begun playing around with sound(s) again, so you can expect some new material (as well as old) to slowly emerge as time goes by! Just been doing a sound check & seen as though it’s kept me up until 5:46 am Saturday morning I thought I'd record it & post it to justify the sleep deprivation (its not a song) but its a taste of things to come!

Snagglepuss.mp3

Young Frankenstein

Here's a very silly 0=2 song...


Franky by 0=2

Ambient Reverb

Here's a track by 0=2 that was heavily inspired by Aphex Twin.

Hodred by 0=2

Summer Holiday Part 3

Things were looking good on the morning of day 3. The birds were singing and the sun was shining through the clouds. The drive to Scafell Pike was pretty gorgeous as the Sun was starting to illuminate the hills. I was convinced that this was to be the glorious day of the trip. Then it started to seem like we were driving away from the warmth and sunshine, and things started to look more foreboding. We pressed on regardless and by the time we arrived at the base of the mountain it had become almost gale force even on ground level. And so of we went...

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Picking Up Girls Made Easy!

If Only I had owned this records when I was a teenager, I would of been stud of the Colne Valley. Apart from the fact that there are no beaches...

Here's a useful lesson:

The Beach Pick-Up

If you want to be educated in the art of picking up women you can download the entire album here.