Post Christmas Banishment Ritual

I'm having some fun making some vids at the moment - here are a couple for your delictation:

ORBITAL - DOCTOR LOOK OUT!


DUEL OF THE FATES - DRUM AND BASS VERSION

CVC Xmas

Looking for that last minute christmas gift for that special someone?

Why not give them the fantabulous Colne Valley Chaos Christmas album!

http://www.colnevalleychaos.com/cvcxmas.html

Cybergothadelia

YARSE! It's another blast from the past... this one going back SEVENTEEN YEARS to 1990. Stoned, freshly dumped and out of work, I monopolised Jason's 520 ST to churn out this set of banging oddities. I called it Cybergothadelia because I couldn't decide whether it was gothic, industrial or psychedelic, these recordings work better now than they have any right to. Though, I have to admit, this time around I left out some of the really crappy stuff...

Some trivia about this collection: Jason co-wrote "Forever Girl" - coming up with the original drum pattern. Jon (Williams/Jugulation) did the original cassette cover, now rejigged for CD. Enough gabbing! Here are the tunes:

1. Forever Girl
2. Cypher
3. I Dreamt I Was
4. Jam from Glass Apples
5. Hear Me Speak
6. Not the Same
7. This is for Zhora

Gemini Fire Monkey

STOP PRESS - Individual links are back up - archive coming soon





I've been spending a bit of time, while stuck indoors, finishing off a set of songs for release as a CD. Almost all the main recording is now done - I've just got to go through tweaking and producing some of the older tracks so they're all up to the same standard...

This download is not it.

Instead, I've returned to an old collection of tunes, originally one side of a C60, cleaned them up and digitised them for release on the global interweb. This is the last recording I did using the Atari STE back in 1996 - so it's primitive stuff. The STE was already out of date back then... Still, there's a certain charm to this collection. You'll be able to download it in one big zip file in a little while - for now grab it one track at a time:

1. Theme from Strong Bobby
2. Liz on Phenobarbitone
3. 8:52
4. The Train Gang
5. Stop the Ride, My Nose is Bleeding
6. Mr. Spooky
7. Life of the Mind

SPUNK!

Download CVC Halloween

Get yer lovely downloads here - listen to individual tracks or just download a zipfile of the whole album:

http://www.colnevalleychaos.com/cvchalloween.html

Pussy? Meet Pussy.

I may well have found Kips' dream web site here.

WARNING! This site is not suitable for work. Unless, like me, you work in your front room.

CVC Halloween Cover

Back to the source.

STOP PRESS - The GIBS VIDEO source tape has been found and mostly converted to a fresh DVD for ripping. Fog and I are still mulling over what to do with it. Current thoughts are about doing a DVD of the Gibs video with refreshed titles and additional footage in the form of extras. We have amongst other things enough vintage footage to create a music vid for "Electric Plugs" and a special edition of the Farmer Flippy sketch with all the fuck-ups and laughing left in. Stay tuned.

It's that time of year again...

The Glory of Television!

BOD - THE MEANING OF LIFE!

Death Bed Disks

Click Here For a Special Announcement

Jeff Lawson - America's Verandah

Here's a video from a while ago - live at the Parish Pump

Madness at the Sair!

Get Clawing!

2 recent recordings from RABBIT CLUTCH - featuring a song not written by Kipz - in fact Set Love Free is 1 of 2 new tracks written by Joel Haslam.

NO PICNIC

SET LOVE FREE

Big Up the Mike!

The Colne Valley Experience @ The Sair

Full gory/naked details to follow shortly...

For Frank, RIP

Radio Bingo Blowout!

Feeling Tired and Jaded? Life Getting You Down? Can't find the Motivation to Eat? Step Right This Way For Help - A Whole New Batch of Life Affirming Tracks From The One and Only Radio Bingo!