Thursday, July 06, 2006

Is Mr. Twain in denial?

I'm becoming concerned about our dear friend Mr. Twain (More commonly known as Karl Karcass of the GWF to CVC fans).
I have stumbled across this little known gem of possible sexual denial on the Internet and feel I must share this hearfelt ditty here on the CVC blog.

We're Not Gay - by Mr. Twain

It is my hypothesis that in order to see the truth behind an opinion one must turn it on it's behind and view it backwards, which leads me to believe that there is more to Twain's sexuality than meets the eye - any comments?

4 comments:

Karl Hodge said...

Hmm. The evidence of the submissions on this page may point in that direction.

HOWEVER - in Foggy's first post you will find a picture of a group of girls. The fit bird on the far right is my girlfriend. We've done it and everything and I have video footage to prove it. Rumours that I bought her off the Internet are entirely unfounded.

So, stick that up your dirt box, you chutney smuggler.

Jason said...

Yep... bender...

Karl Hodge said...

Actually - one point of order. This isn't just by me, it's by Tom too. It's one of the new All New Lucky Boys songs.

Fog said...

aaaahhh!! So he's bent too? Just kidding... Why not give us a blast of some more all new ANLB on the blog?